Saturday, November 27, 2010

spray spray spray


a lot of flowers for all of you


a lot of love to orang yang nak berdating nanti.
feeeeeeeeeewwwwwwiiiiiiittt.


Thursday, November 25, 2010

state of mind

nak tahu kenapa saya dah beberapa hari tak update blog? sebab busy belajar jahit baju. susah gila rupanya jahit baju kurung. nampak macam senang je. i'll update the picture later ya.

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remember i told you i'll share about the book i read few days back? about the cat thingy? well i'm really excited to do so actually but usually, sebelum aku buat post baru, aku akan pergi berjalan jalan di blogspot.


tapi, harini i lost my self esteem during my blog walking. because i found A LOT of other doodle blogs that are way much better than mine.


my eyes are like popping out while looking at their doodles. wow, hebat lah mereka. mine sucks so much.


i can hear Benjamin laughing at me real hard right now. darn it. first time rasa menyesal blogging.

usually when i found some cool blogs, i'll give the links. however, this time i feel like not doing so. maybe coz i'm afraid when i give you guys the link, you wont be reading mine dah. ciss.


and i dont even know what the hell is that. again, darn it.

jap jap, woaaaahhhh, paranoid gila aku wei. macam psycho je. on a second thought, these guys deserve to be read at. jadi, sila lah ke blog mereka ya? =) *habis ikhlas dah ni i senyum*


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nanti nak beli perfume vanilla. okay dah, bye.


notakaki: i dont really like green. i dont even have a green shirt. no actually, none of my things are green. that's weird. isn't it?

notakakikaki: to my recent followers or sesiapa saja, silalah tinggalkan link blog. senang sikit nak melawat. =)

Monday, November 22, 2010

ulat beluncas yang belajar origami rama rama

post ni sangat creepy, seriously.

semalam menghabiskan hampir satu hari di MPH. woaaahhh, menarik kan hidup? other than segala fashion magazines, ada jugak lah baca buku buku berilmiah.

-buku origami
-"i would have bought you a cat but..."
-The world's most evil psychopaths: horrifying true life cases"

hah, berilmiah kan? haha. kenapa aku cakap post kali ni sangat creepy? sebab post ni aku nak cerita pasal psychopaths. ohoooooo, takot kan takot kan? mesti korang terfikir kenapa dalam banyak banyak buku, kena baca buku yang scary macam tu? oh, sebab aku suka cerita benar. cerita fakta. boleh tambah general knowledge kan? lagipon aku memang suka serial killer. rasa mereka macam sangat cool. tak rasa ke? okay now i sounded more like a serial killer dah.


disebabkan post kali ni nak konon konon creepy, so penggunaan warna adalah terhad. bila cerita bunuh bunuh mesti hitam and ada merah darah darah en? so okay, let see. oh, buku tu sangat tebal by the way and i literally baca sampai habis. tapi in this post, i akan sort out ikot mana yang i rasa macam cool. eh tak, maksud i, jahat and psycho.


firstly, there is Mary Ann Cotton. sebab i pilih dia because nama dia comel kan? teringat pulak baju baju comel di cotton on. and i like girls yang bernama Mary. feeewwwiit. opps lupa, dia ni serial killer yang kejam wei. she killed 4 of her husbands, 2 kekasih-gelap-scandal-scandal, 1 friend and her mom. yes, mak kandung dia. and because dia banyak kali kahwin, so dia ada 10 anak and 2 anak tiri; semuanya mati.


and dia tanam each and every one of them. psycho en?


siapa tak tahu pasal jack the ripper kan? in the legendary of psychopaths, he is one of the legend lah. in the book i read, Jack starts killing because the women he loves becomes a prostitute. so, dia tak boleh terima perempuan tu, also name Mary, pegang lelaki lain. untuk menakut nakutkan Mary, Jack bunuh 5 prostitute. but the way he kill memang psycho gila. he will cut open the throat, slice open the abdomen and rip the liver, usus usus, even jantung keluar dari badan. woahhhh, i macam imagine ayam kena sembelih.


specialnya Jack ni sebab ada satu studies yang study pasal Jack punya personaliti. ia dipanggil Ripperology and the scientist is called Ripperologist. fuhh, ni lagi macam cool en. nak tukar cita cita lah. nak jadi ripperologist. walawwweehhh! tapi sampai sekarang, tiada siapa pon dapat huraikan misteri Jack the Ripper.


Peter Kurten ni orang German. si psycho ini digelar dusseldorf vampire. aku tak tahu lah dusseldorf tu ape tapi aku pasti vampire tu ape. aku dah expect si Kurten ni gigit gigit orang sampai mati and then minum darah orang sampai perut kembung tapi silap. ironically, Kurten ni membunuh kanak kanak dengan menggunakan hammer. dia akan pukul kanak kanak tu sampai hancur lumat macam Nestum. okay, the psycho part memang tak boleh terima. tapi part nama gelaran dia pon tak boleh terima kan? asal vampire do?! mungkin Edward Cullen kena pakai hammer lepas ni. hehh.


the last psychopath is Lepine. si mamat ni bunuh 14 orang wanita atas sebab "i am fighting feminisme". aku tak tau lah nak cakap apa pasal mamat ni. haihh.

okay tu je yang mampu. kalau berminat nak baca pasal mereka yang lain, sila lah pergi ke ruang True Crime di MPH Mid Valley.


si ulat beluncas yang belajar buat origami rama rama.






notakaki: tak sabar nak cerita pasal buku "i would have bought you a cat but...." !

notakakikaki: kalau aku ni serial killer, aku nak nama gelaran aku, Si Pemakan Gula. takot tak?

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Rainbow and a lot of Candy

OMG, i felt so fucking girlish myself. haha.

can a crack-headed, cursing maniac and a cold-hearted bitch like me be girlish? i doubt.
but hell yeah, i like it like this.

suka header baru saya? dibuat dengan penuh kasih sayang sambil berfikir tentang gula gula. :)

nama blog pon telah ditukar. kerana saya rasa, saya tak de lah berapa nak sinis orangnya. haha. okay, yang itu memang agak sinis.

kenapa Rainbow and a lot of Candy?

because my posts are like rainbow. even without be able to touch, we all know rainbow is there. just like my posts, you cant tell if its the truth or false, just know that its written by me. and while writing and doodling all my post, i'm sitting on a rainbow thinking of you guys.
awwwwww, sweet talker huh? :)

and why a lot of candy? because you know what happen between me and candy isn't it? how can i come up with an exaggerated post without my drugs? haha.

i hope you like it cause if you dont, fuck you. cause i like it. :)

my older header:


bye bye, its been a pleasure.

tak sangka, banyak betol maksud tersirat kat sini.
siapa boleh teka nanti dapat hadiah. :D




notakaki: i hope by this time all of you know my one and only habits which are cursing. but i'm a really nice person actually, trust me. after all why do you think people call me Hanis Manis? heee. mind my language, will you?

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

greatest addiction

before cuti, i promise my friends not to post anything in blogspot.
i'm getting over my addiction and this time, seriously.

1 week of holidays went pretty much well.
tapi Benjamin makin jahat sekarang. siapa Benjamin?


yes, Benjamin is my laptop. he keep on staring at me. trying to get me touch him. he's forcing me to doodle and writing again. grrrrrr. tak Benjamin, tak! kau tak kan menang!

so i put my mind on what am i going to do in this 1 month holiday. yes, i found a plan!


i'm doing laundry. i'm cooking. i'm cleaning the house and i'm gonna watch TV a lot. i'll forget about Benjamin! yeeehhaaaaaa!

so let start by doing the laundry.



colour baju kurung tu luntur. habis semua baju kurung jadi pink. :(


it doesn't went well. oh crap, its okay. maybe i got no talent in doing laundry. maybe, i'm a good cook!


i'm going to be the world greatest chef! muahahaahahahaha! padan muka kau Benjamin!


errr, i dont know that goreng telur will be that hard. *sighh* macam mana telur tu boleh stay jadi bulat kalau kat kedai? *double sighh* its okay, i'm not giving up! maybe i should clean the house.


maybe i'm the super cleaning housewife that my house always look good and my husband will love me more. yes yes, i know it!


i end up sneezing a lot. i cant stand too much habuk. awwwww, now my husband will never love me. cisss! never mind, i can watch a lot of movie in TV and i'll never look at Benjamin. hah! that will do. watching TV will not put much effort isn't it?


i dont think i'm watching the TV. i think the TV is watching me. haihhh. this will not work either.

i think i'm best doing what i'm doing now. doodling and posting blog. so, hello guys. welcome back. :)

yes Benjamin, you won. dammit.



notakaki: Benjamin is not orange, he is black. i hope he is orange.

notakakikaki: esok raya korban. my mom nak buat lamb chop. bahahaaha. we'll see! oh jap, did i mention she cant even goreng telur? haha.

till then, selamat hari raya aidiladha. :)

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Hyper Bola

its an exaggeration of something.
atau percakapan kencang. haha.

thanks Ling Lang, you just screwed my life till the very last moment. i really really love you for that. your exam paper was just a piece of cake that i could choke myself while eating it. i love you too much till i feel like suiciding.


i hope you are happy when i'm gone Ling Lang. i'm sorry i had to go because i cant face the life no more. goodbye now.

okay, sepatotnya kalau gambar bunuh diri mesti macam hitam and scary en? tapi nota bunuh diri saya berwarna warna. haha.

on the second thought.


i'm scared of height. errrr, tak pelah. tak jadi bunuh diri. i rather eat a lot till i explode. :D

btw, cuti dah bermula. saya akan pergi jauh, sangat jauh, untuk masa yang lama, sangat lama. jadi, saya harap awak semua tak lupa saya okay?

ish kenapa rasa sedih ni?

UPDATE: ermmm, i should have posted it by now, but i'm still on the page. still thinking of what i should say.

UPDATE: haihh. dah lah. so long peeps. have a blast holidays!

UPDATE: jap jap, nah i draw you guys something:


Monday, November 8, 2010

encik serabut



blog encik serabut ini sangat best.
bila beliau update saya mesti laju je pergi baca.
memang ultimate stalker pon.

oleh sebab encik serabut ini minta saya lukiskan gambar beliau,
saya pon lukis lah mengikut header blog beliau tu.

tapi ermmm, HanisManis suka warna.
jadi, ini header encik serabut version HanisManis okay?


bila tengok balik, doodle encik serabut ni macam bob marley. haha.
tak tak, dia tak macam bob marley pon.


out of the blue

just why do you have to come back?


i didn't cry the day you moved away,
didn't think that i would feel this pain,
until i saw the stranger that was you.
i need to wake up from the state of mind,
the situation is a staying kind,
i gotta catch your memory out of my head.


Sunday, November 7, 2010

if this was a movie

Dont tell me of a man's being able talk sense; everyone can talk sense. Can he talk nonsense?

William Pitt



hello, i'm Hanis. :)

i'm getting bored of my look.
erm, how i wonder if...


if my hair is straight and its pink.
and i wear a cute pink dress.

oh, better not. i look like a retarded ballerina.

how if.....


my hair is super black with purple highlight.
and wear a black dress and a fish net socks.

errr, i look like a zombie bride.

how if.....


if i have a dreadlock,
and wear a marijuana shirt.

ermm, i look like a drug dealer.
i'll grab police eye's on me.
a definite no.

what if...


i have a long bloody blonde hair and with short red dress.
and and red highheels with red gucci bag.
and oh, with red lipgloss and pink blusher.

huhh, i look like a shemale whore.

oh fuck. let me just be me.


TADAA! this is much better.

high five! :D


notakaki: i promised a sweetheart to draw her a yellow. i'm a person that keep my promises. *bloody liar* so, nah babe. :)


suck it peeps.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

things you can do with 3 in 1 MILO



i woke up this morning or can just say afternoon, and feels like drinking MILO. unfortunately, i dont have heater which means i dont have hot water. tapi sebab teringin sangat nak MILO, i straight away makan je MILO tu. pernah tak makan MILO 3 in 1? mesti pernah kan?

okay so, while i'm eating the MILO, aku teringat yang aku start makan macam ni masa duduk hostel. ohooooooo, masa duduk hostel memang true. belajar macam macam. back then, a senior thought me how to eat 3 in 1 MILO. masa mula mula memang awkward sebab berserbuk. tapi sebab dia super manis, i like it. :)

selain dari makan macam tu, she also thought me how to make a chocolate bar out of MILO. time duduk hostel memang susah nak keluar so nak dapat makan chocolate bar memang susah. bila teringin nak makan, ni je lah yang mampu. nak buat MILO chocolate bar senang je, you have to iron it. macam gosok baju, ha gosok je la MILO tu.


tapi sebab aku tak de lah pandai sangat gosok baju, MILO tu berlubang sebab the iron is overheated. :(


oh, MILO tu melekat dekat iron and dekat iron board. kesian dekat the next person yang guna iron ni, sebab MILO tu melekat kat baju dia. kecoh satu blok, dia marah betol. mungkin sebab baju baru kot. i couldn't say it was me, so i pretend like nothing happen. yelah, cuak do. dia senior. heee. sorry.

other than chocolate bar, kita boleh makan MILO 3 in 1 tu dengan roti. fuyooooo, sedap.


or kita boleh buat chocolate paste. letak few drops of hot water in the MILO and kacau. nanti dia akan jadi pekat. so boleh sapu atas biskut. macam makan nutella. yelah, nak beli nutella kat mana pulak en. ni je lah yang mampu.


siapa kata MILO boleh dijadikan makanan je? MILO juga boleh dijadikan sebagai penanda buku. penanda buku yang sangat sedap. so bila study and tiba tiba lapar, boleh makan penanda buku.


lagi bagus bila letak dalam buku subjek yang membunuh. macam add math or chemistry or even pendidikan Islam. sebab bila tension, boleh makan. :)

MILO juga boleh dijadikan weapon. how? MILO yang dah iron akan jadi memang keras. i mean keras gila, serious. tak percaya? cuba try. *kenapa kalau dah cakap cuba mesti nak cakap try?* kalau nak gigit pon susah, boleh patah gigi. so, aku selalu guna MILO tu sebagai weapon untuk baling kat kucing yang nak serang aku. haha.


kucing kucing time tu semua takut dengan aku. sebab aku macam MILO assassin.

mama kata makan MILO boleh menyebabkan keguguran rambut, tapi tu mama yang kata. aku rasa dia sengaja cakap macam tu sebab tak nak aku membazir MILO. tapi kalau betol pon bagus jugak, boleh kecilkan rambut.






okay, bye. :)

Friday, November 5, 2010

girls and boys

or maybe boys and girls,
we complete each other. :)

i deleted my last post because its ugly and i dont like ugly things.

so here i drew a cupcakes for both boys and girls.




where is my brain?!

human brain is amazing.


it functions 24 hours.


for 365 days.


it functions right from the time we were born,


and only stops when...


we take EXAMS.



an adaptation from HELLODUMMIE.



notakaki: ada tak orang fail TITAS? i think masa exam tu i lost my brain somewhere. crap.