Thursday, April 28, 2011

its finally over babyyyy

nak buat ape eh lepas ni?

1. tidur
2. tidur
3. main game
4. cari kerja
5. movie marathon
6. cari kerja
7. holiday
8. cari kerja
9. amik lesen (seriously)
10. cari kerja



okay, wth. i really need to be serious finding a job. ada sesiapa nak bagi kerja kepada budak kecil yang agak pemalas ni? :)

Monday, April 25, 2011

how my family are weirder than the Addams family #2


adah and her favourite technology, TV.










how my family are weirder than the Addams family #1


its a new series. yup, a series of reality.

this is not a world serious global economic or society sarcasm series so if you are not into it, dont start to read; because you'll be reading more after that. haha.

i used to tell stories about how-weird-my-family-can-be and weird-stuff-they-are-doing or sometimes a-whole-lot-of-imagination-embedded-in-their-mind to my friends.

'their' here refer to my family which include me.

so this series will be a narrative fiction actually because it does really happen in my home. and the characters were real too. seriously saying, everything were real. sometimes imagined when needed. hihi.

and i'll be mixing the language too. well, i do speak Malay at home, mind you.

lets start the first series with the family portrait and a little bit of description ya?



Mdm Anna, 44 years old.
she always think she's the best cook ever
even goreng telur pun kadang kadang hangus.



Haqim, 21 years old.
the only guy in the family.
a fan of marilyn manson.
listen to hard music and his room is a big no no entrance.



hanis, 20 years young.
no need to tell lah about this girl.



eqa, 17 years old.
she's a cheerleader, a Kadet Remaja Sekolah trainer for Petaling,
a photographer for school magazine and a part time flowerist.
supersonic i guess.



adeq, 14 years old.
she loves to read. like seriously.
she's a nutrition-facts freak.
she wants to be a soldier and open up a kindergarten.
(?) wth.



adah, 7 years old.
this little girl has imagination way too wide.
and the creator of Prince John.



so yah, thats about the characters. you'll know more throughout the series.

ya, aku memang tiada benda lain nak cakap dalam blog aku dan otak aku dah kekurangan benda ilmiah dan serious nak dibincangkan.

kau boleh cakap aku tergolong dalam blogger yang cerita pasal boring daily live, yah whatever bullshit. so, apa masalah kau? haha.

the second series will be the upcoming entry. :)







notakaki: sorry lah matahari. otak serious tak nak berfikir i guess. hihi.

Friday, April 22, 2011

mini updates


this is my 8 years old sister's drawings.




muka dia ala ala anjing laut kan?



please do trust me thats a giraffe.
setelah lukis berbelas kali and padam berbelas kali sampai terkoyak,
itulah hasil zirafah berkaki kurita.



and this guy, hmm.....
please dont ask me who the hell is Prince John.



like sister like sister lah kan.


"nanti adah pon nak buat blog lah"


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fuck the corporate world biatch.

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pergilah mati justin bieber tu nak buat konsert tour dunia ke, buat filem ke. apa masalah anda dengan dia? kutuk dia beriya iya, pondan lah, loser lah. anda dah bagus sangat? pastu siapa yang mampu dengar music JB tu loser habis lah? macam tu?

i'm not saying this because i like JB. someone who listens to Radiohead wouldn't like JB, obviously. tapi people yang condemn dia beriya tu nampak lagi faggot dari JB himself. hehh.

grow up and get a life. u dont like it, dont listen to it, and shut the fuck up. habis cerita.


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"kak, kuih ni 3 seringgit kan?"
"oh, kuih sekarang seketul 40 sen dik"


dua dua pon tersengih sinis.




Monday, April 18, 2011

diskriminasi kaki










notakaki: terima kasih irwan atas entri tersebut. i'm honoured, seriously. :)

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Friday, April 8, 2011

saya memang pelajar yang gigih


jadi al kisahnya, saya meminggir diri beberapa hari (berhari hari juga lah) untuk belajar menjelang final yang di hujung simpang ni.

serious ni, memang serious belajar. dah tiada alasan untuk tak belajar; assignment dah tiada, teater dah habis. ya, masa untuk belajar dengan gigih untuk seminggu.

seminggu je study week untuk 5 subjek yang selama ni kelas pun jarang pergi.

hari yang keempat dalam seminggu (tiga hari sebelum tidur puas puas cas energy) :

alaaa, easy je ni.

5 minit kemudian..


perut dah mula berbunyi, kepala dah berdenyut, tangan dah menggeletar.
ah, jangan ikut sangat kata hati tu. mesti boleh ni!


5 minit kemudian...



mata dah kecik, buku dah nak jatuh ni!
sabar, sabar!


2 minit kemudian....


eh tak lah, mana ada tidur!
itu namanya belajar menggunakan mimpi.
hebat kan? tau dah.



bukan malas, energy tak cukup cas.














notakaki: ni bukan hanis lah yang update blog. kan dia dah berazam tak nak berblog. hisssh.
notakakikaki: hanis tengah study dengan gigih tu; kat depan laptop.