Friday, July 29, 2011

jadilah macam tanah


no matter what humankind buat kat tanah;


dig it and make something heavy and ugly on it.


buang all smelly yucky shitty things on it.


cut off their partners and let it fall.

but still, it never hold grudge.


it still provide us with beautiful flowers to see,
a great tree to shade,
and delicious fruits to eat.


so a little bit advise here, take it or leave it; no matter what bullshits people do to us, all those fucking backstabbers, cheaters and sometimes lovers too, take it and give them back the best you can do. all good things will come back to you.

bahasa mudah dia; orang bagi tahi kat kita, kita bagi perfume lah.

so jadilah macam tanah.











#notakaki: i pass my jpj test. heleh, kacang je. *ha buatlah perangai belagak tu hanis*

#notakakikaki: jumaat, sabtu, ahad lepas pergi camp KRS di Sri Aman Girl School. syok, its like back to old time, old fun. yess, kawad is one of my thing excuse me.

#notakakikakikaki: today is my first day kerja part time kat McD. masuk kul 4 jap lagi. gigih betol kerja padahal September dah masuk UKM balik. how do i get the job? well, aku cakap aku dah grad. and they believe me. kihkih.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

i think i'm a murderer

or going to be. soon.

oh yesssss!

ahh, what the heck aye.


woaaahh, definite yess!

hekeleh.

wuhhuuuuu! yey yey!

ish banyak banyak kali tanye nape ni?


MUAHAHAHAAHA

YES YES SAVE SAVE!


so as you can see, inilah aktiviti harian terkini. seronok kan? for games addict that never get enough of game and boleh habiskan semua level dalam satu hari tanpa tidur, hell yes.

eh jap, one crucial point tertinggal lah, laptop aku - Benjamin, tiada antivirus or protection or whatever. none. nada. ziltch. seriously, believe me. habis macam mana Benjamin boleh survive tanpa itu semua for more than 1 year? sebab Benjamin kan kacak dan awesome. hihihi.

ya ya aku tau, i shouldn't done that. memang menempah maut untuk Benjamin. but i just cant help it. and for those yang dah lama baca Candy and some Grass, you should know that i'm bad in technologies and stuff. no no screw that, i'm actually a total fucked up in these kind of stuff. (download game pandai)

so, tujuan entri ini adalah untuk minta pendapat kawan kawan sekalian, what should i do?

yes, i admit, i'm that hopeless.












#notakaki: tapi kalau kau suruh aku berenti download game merapu merapan kat internet, aku tak nak. so, bagi cadangan lain. hee.

Monday, July 18, 2011

nuffnang dan daging


conversation dengan hawa si penjual monavie

: hanis, buat lah nuffnang. hanis punya followers kan 80 ribu orang. mesti kaya. hanis zalikha dapat 10 ribu sebulan taw.

: oh memang ah. sebab dia punya followers kan ada 50 ekor orang je. hahaha.

: asal hanis tak nak buat nuffnang?

: kite tak tau nuffnang tu ape. blog kite pon hawa yang buatkan dulu. lagipun kite tak nak blog kite ade iklan daging.


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27 haribulan ni test JPJ. bomoh mana nak jumpa bagi lulus nih? hihihi.

sekarang dah boleh nampak dah ura ura bakal menjadi driver tetap dalam family. yeahh.

bilaaaaa nak masuk ukm ni. omg, i must be insane. tak boleh percaya aku rasa macam tu.

bila duduk rumah membabi buta, aku rasa nak jadi lawyer.


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soalan kritis dari adah:

"kakak, sampai bila nak duduk rumah ni?"

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statement gempak dari eqa:

"sis, i dapat PLKN. this is all your fault. sebab u tak dapat, i yang kena!"

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request paling kool dari haqim:

"hanis, malam kang amik aqim kat tempat kerja eh?" (dan malam malam seterusnya)

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concern sadis dari mama:

"kesian hanis duk rumah, nanti mama belikan buku colour dengan buah mangga eh."

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five months cuti memang rasa macam too much of familyness. well, if there such a word.











#notakaki: hoi pekerja alamanda, gua rindu lah kat lu.