Thursday, August 5, 2010

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bila nak buat post baru, cuba tengok sebelah kanan atas screen. hee.


Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to MAMA,
Happy birthday to you!!!

Siti Zuraina Yusuf,

i remembered the time when we fight and i hate that part. because you wont speak to me and you wont eat with me. we fought because i'm too stubborn and too cold hearted and you too actually. hee.

there's time when we are so close together, not as mother and daughter but as best friends. watch movie together, makan besar together. i miss that part the most. sbb u yang akan belanja.

the time when i'm sad and crying, you will come to me and said nothing is gonna happen as you will always be there for me.

the time when u back me up and believe in me. u trusted me even though everyone put the blame on me.

all i can say is, thank you mom. you are the best. :' )

Mom, if u read this, *i know you will* you grew older and fatter no matter how much u deny it. hahahhahahaha.

August 5, 2010,
i love you mom.


mak cik, i hope you will stop reading now because i'm going to curse so badly.


TITAS.
Tamadun Islam dan Tamadun Asia Tenggara.


okey, nama class pon dah cukop membosankan.
eh silap, bosan nak mampos.

dapat lecturer pulak, sumpah macam gampang.
oh, sebab kau lelaki, kau nak bias lah sekarang ni?
wei, tade perempuan, tade lah lelaki,
tade lelaki, tade lah perempuan.
we complete each other.
kau duduk zaman feudal mana masih tak faham konsep tu?
bebal.


kau baca statistik mana, teori mana, ideologi mana yang mengatakan:
perempuan penyebab masalah sosial?
tak rasa ke statement macam tu boleh mencetuskan perang?
kaum lelaki dah makin sikit, hati hati.
jangan bercakap mengikot perasaan, nanti mati.


budak lelaki pulak, bila dah dapat supporter yang hebat,
makin menganjing pulak perangai.
apa lecturer cakap, semua setuju, semua setuju.
obvious sangat kebodohan tu. malu laa sikit.
korang kata korang lelaki kan?

oh ya, itu baru situasi.
mari pergi kepada klimaks.

"lelaki suka tak tengok perempuan pakai sexysexy?"
"TAK!! TAK SUKA!!"

"PENIPU! HIPOKRIT!"

banyak feedback yang diterima perempuan tu.
kesian dia.

"eleh, kau nak emo kenapa wei?!"
"kau ingt kau cantik?!"
"menggelabah siot!!"
and banyak lagi lah rungutan, bebelan, makian, cacian.

kesian kan perempuan tu?
tiga minggu dia bersabar dalam class tu.
tiba tiba hati dia berkata dengan sendirinya.
secara kuat. jelas. terang dan nyata.

lupa nak tambah, dalam class tu ada 177 orang pelajar.
tahniah.
anda layak masuk aspirasi. haha.


kesimpulan, class TITAS tak payah masuk dah lepas ni.




lecturer pon manusia jugak
utk lelaki: ini bukan stereotype ya.
utk perempuan: sila kawal hati anda.
perempuan itu sangat sopan sebenanya.




















3 comments:

mikhaelahmad said...

mintak tukar r doe. guna alasan lecturer diskriminasi. kalau nak lagi style, kau rekod. jyahaha

oh, i hate word verification damn muchas

Anonymous said...

kalau orang buat hanis tak selesa pun, you can report them sebab memang ada law untuk tu. And kalau dia pandang hanis je pun, you can actually buat report on that. cool kan? haha. happy birthday mama hanis happy birthday mama hanis ! :) hanis hanis, meh la tukar u. tak payah duduk situ hmph dah berapa lama dah duduk situ takde dengar cerita gembira pun. okayla hanis syg. ily :) take care ya?

hawa :DD

Hanis Manis said...

haah lah hawa. dah sebulan kita duk sini. tade sekali pon post cerita best2 kan? cehh. bukan tade cerita gembira. ada. tapi sad things overshadow happy things. becoz the happy things are just minority. :')