i'm going to tell you a story about Mr. Love and why he hates his job so much.
according to birth certificate, his real name is Love. his been living in the world since before the world exist. quite old huh? however, when the world has been separated to specific areas, Mr Love starts to have many kind of names.
and you know what? Mr Love apparently is a very famous person. every time there is someone mention his name, he'll be there. he had traveled around the world up to where the iceberg were placed. yes, although he is blind, he is super fast. he also can be at multi places in one time.
even though he had lived for almost forever, he has a birthday. and because he is super famous, his birthday was celebrated by everybody around the world. everybody adores him. like, seriously. during his birthday, people will be giving chocolates, flowers and even condoms. yes, condoms. because on his birthday, it is the perfect day to make love. haaaa, see. i told you people like him.
on his birthday, everybody in the world will turned out to be romantic, lovable, caring and all other sweet bullshits. because, Mr Love here is very romantic, mind you. so everyone wants to be romantic too.
in the night, they will be making a lots of love. yelaaa, to show how much they appreciate love towards each other. awwwwwwwwww, sweet gila kan? poor Mr Love, he has to witness their love game every year. lucky enough he is blind. kan?
even though he is hailed on his birthday as in the fairytale, but the day after it is a nightmare.
ouccchhh! pity him. people used his birthday just to get laid, just to hooked up or perhaps just to sell flowers. they dont really know the meaning of love. isn't it? sigh, even i cant tell what love is. they'll worship love for one moment but later they'll fuck it. darn it.
so that's why he hates his job so much.
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UPDATE: mengapa salahkan cinta itu buta sedangkan pencinta itu sendiri yang buta hati buta mata? ah, kenapa aku bicara soal cinta?
notakakikaki: ish bukan busy jual bunga lah! dem.
39 comments:
darn this one is a good one!
(:
dem!kartun mu memacu imaginasi ku sekuat adrenalin ku petang ini...
love is blind...coz that kena matikan lampu kalau nak berfucking sempena merasmikan love..its so shy kalau gagal berbuat demikian...
err...kena hitung ker hari valentine tuh bila nak datang?perlu standby jugak ker?
+Haha, that is juz so cute girl. ^^
@tini: haha. thanks babe!
@GH: eh tak lah. nnti orang kata aku semangat post pasal valentine cepat cepat pulak sebab tu kena jelaskan asal post awal. tapi part standby tu mungkin ah, standby gelak bila orang tulis post pasal cinta di hari 'cinta'. haha.
@jane; weeeeeeeeeeeeee. :)
serius genius gila bab lukis bra tu. aku selalu fail =.='
it's awesome!!!what a creative imagination you have!
@elly: ahahaahahahaahaha! genius betol.
@shaherah hana: thanks dude! silap, thanks babe!
i despise the way people think about doing something special on a certain only.
y cant we do it everyday? y cant we show our love everyday?
lumrah manusia mengagung-agungkan subjek, ye dak? sedangkan subjek itu tak sepenting minum air.
hahahaha bapak ahh . nice entry !! =D
bapak sape? heeeee. :P
suke la entri ni~ gmbar pon nice~ :)
woi macam biasa. i re post :)
@eyka: thanks okay. :)
@padgie: mintak royalti boleh? ahahahaahaha. joke!
nice one. memang ternyata cinta buta. huhu
macam cite aku masih dara. promote ke? haha
nice one hanissss
:)
itu great wall of china ke? hahaha. ops, joking.
nice entry la dear~ jum join KEMPEN: Kami TAK Sambut Hari Valentine~ letak banner dalam entry sedia ada ni pon ok~ ;)
best gile...
@scandx: ah, percayalah. bukan cinta yang buta.
@FH: oh, cerita yang farid kamil macam tade function tu? hehh.
@ezza: ah, blushing sudah.
@melon: hahahaha. i know right. sbb tu tulis kat situ kalau tak konfem orang tak faham lah en. :D
@sunah: thanks but no thanks. benda 'anti anti' ni bukan saya. :)
@manusia biasa: hanya cerita biasa. thanks though. :)
those,going-to-be-captured-in-360 nest week should read this! haha..nice one!
kesian mr. love.
so many people in this world killed him.
over n over.
but still, he's alive.
haha.
pening sudah. :p
@dark half: ahahahaahaha. pastu biar diorang paranoid kalau ada Mr love tengah usha diorang ****. ohooooooo.
@Rebel Kid: love is in the air dude. mana boleh cinta itu mati. kalau tiada cinta di dunia, habislah sisa kedamaian, hancurlah kehidupan. we cant escape love, yes?
you said it straight to the face! may I link this post to mine?
http://payabesarpedas.blogspot.com/2011/02/boleh-ke-idak-menyambut-valentines-day.html
ahhh..can't wait..i linked it already..
hahaha
really make me smile.
love your drawing and make me want to read more.
check my blog too
http://glowingsnow85.blogspot.com/
have a nice day.
b4 forget,
Salam Maulidur Rasul :D
@syida: yah, will do. thanks babe! :)
dalam banyak2 benda kt sini, my fav items is boxer kaler ijau dan bra merah tu. Haha
Hebat! ;)
@irwan: sorylahh lambat approve. boleh je. i dont mind. i'm honoured. :)
@Larasephia: i know right. boxer hijau. grr. haha. macam pelengkap gambar ye dak? hihi.
Crap, I'm late.
I lost count;
there's monthsary
there's anniversary
not to mention, birthdays
and random surprise flowers and gifts
then there's V's day.
Talk about bankruptcy. Hehehe
haha
seriously, its the best comic ever.
you can defeat ben. haha
i love it so much.
eh macam mana nak save these? ;)
this is sooo sweet yet fragile. ur saying is soo true
@Mr V: hahahaaha. keep on track dude!
@ainwauhidus: errr wait, who's ben? and what do you want to save? the picture or the story? or the pathetic lover? hihi.
@Rizal: sweet? depend on how u define sweet then. :)
ben, my favorite pelukis graphic novel.
his novel gila best.
haha.. ALL boleh? :D
@ain: oh, boleh lah baca nanti. hee. yah sure i dont mind. :)
semmart~~ :D
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