The Vampire Who Ate Bawang Putih For Breakfast

this story is originally written by Nussow , an adaptation from Crapola,

and visualized by Candy and Some Grass.

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little bit of info before we start okay?

this is Mr Val. he is a vampire.

he lives in Malaysia since he was small but he's Caucasian.

and this is the present time.

eventhough you are living in different time zone or you are in different era,

this is the present time while you are reading this.

got it?

this is an important time setting as this is the time Mr Val died.

lets start shall we?

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Mr Val rush in to his room without even have to open the door. well, this is because Mr Val's room doesn't have a door. he broke it not long ago because he was rushing to avoid from the sunlight. while he is in his room, he is thinking about what to eat as he is so fucking hungry.

he tries to distract himself for not thinking about food by reading the newspaper. however, he keeps on imagining all the human in the paper as food. dammit, tak boleh jadi ni.

Mr Val goes to the kitchen to find some food. he look everywhere around the kitchen. the house is not actually his. he took the house after the owner of the house is dead. how he died, Mr Val refuses to tell but he swear he didn't kill him. so luckily, he found some roti bawang putih in one if the cupboard.

then Mr Val happily took a shower. he says its not good having shower after meal, nanti perut buncit. although he is very hungry but he takes well care of his hygiene. while taking his shower,

he sing songs. he's quite good at it as he knows various kind of song. up from Lady Gaga till Shah Rukh Khan songs.

after take a good shower, he dress up well. he wears clean shirt, put on some powders, spray some deodorant, comb his hair neatly and even wear eyeliner. dia rasa dia lah vampire paling style sekali!

he opens up the packaging and smells the bread. seems like he knows the smell but he cant recall. perhaps because he is too hungry.

hell with the strange smell, he took the first bite and he chews the food slowly.

he took another bite. boleh tahan jugak rasa dia.

his respiratory system seems not to be functioning. he tries to reach for water but its too far. his eyes starts watery. damn! damn!! dammnn!!!

Mr Val collapses. each and every person he love or he ate before appears in front of his eyes. oh, bye bye world. bye bye Malaysia.

THE END.

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145 years before.

notakaki: ada sesiapa tak faham?

notakakikaki: Mr V is real, people. he's a pirate and a part time vampire.