sweet like bulat bulat kecil yang bewarna warni

i jadi makin semangat untuk doodle sebab ada orang orang sweet macam korang yang suka dengan doodle saya.

anda nak tahu, anda manis macam M&M. =)

okay, so i got a pack of M&M for my birthday.

it feels like i'm in a world with many flying M&M that floats in the air.

awwwwwwwwww. How wonderful huh?

wait a minute. actually, i got 3 pack of M&M!

it feels like i'm the one who's flying.

flying to the cloud of M&M.

okay, you guys mesti wonder, "kenapa perempuan gila ni teruja sangat dengan M&M? macam lah tak boleh beli sendiri."

hey, korang tak pernah dengar ke, makanan free rasa dia lain sikit! :D

and i ate all 3 pack of it. sorang sorang mind you.

and oh, it taste sweet like you guys my reader. serious tak tipu!

notakaki: how irony is it? yesterday my heart get flushed to the toilet bowl, and today, i'm in the circle of M&M rainbow. =)

notakakikaki: myra, sebenanya M&M tu ada lagi dalam beg i sekarang. okay dah, bye.

my mom kata:

"jangan happy sangat, nanti nangis."

mom, i agree with you now.

no arguments at all.

because my heart really really sank.

deep down to the nowhere drain.

or even better to the toilet bowl.

there's a hole in my body. a heart shape hole.

FLUSSSSSSHHHHHHH.

there it goes. vanished. byebye heart.

notakaki: people get notice when i'm sad nowadays. skill untuk meng-cover diri dah semakin hilang. darn it.

aku nak try fikir title post yang boleh buat orang baca tapi bila fikir balik tak pelah kalau tak nak baca.

30th post on 30 october.

hey Hawa, genius can't spell. how about that?

okay, second day exam get me real fucked up. nak tahu kenapa? sebab ada seorang pengawas peperiksaan-yang-tade-kerja-sangat cakap i dah melanggar etika pakaian. ohooooo. the irony part is, i'm wearing a decent baju kemeja lengan panjang with skinny and pump shoes. where the hell is the melanggar etika part is?! oh crap. mungkin aku patot pakai bikini or a short tight dress that would make my boobs look bigger. on the second thought, maybe i should.

mungkin baru mamat-poyo-tade-kerja-sangat tu akan cakap, YAY! U PASS! btw, he took my exam slip and wrote my name in a red sheet of paper and says: "ini amaran pertama". oh fuck you. hey, i drew you something. nah:

oh no. i was wrong to give you yellow. that's my favourite colour. so nah, i give you plenty of green. because i hate green, and obviously i hate you.

that's right. fuck you biatch. eh, on the third thought, i was wrong again, i should never give you any colour. because you know what, you dont deserve one! so nah, take this!

oh, even better, go fuck yourself and die. yah, that sounds better.

but but, i wanna say thank you, no, A LOT OF THANK YOU to another pengawas peperiksaan-yang-tade-kerja-jugak-tapi-dia-tak-kecoh. because abang yang baik hati ni dah back up i beriya iya. woaahhhhhh. terharu.

"kenapa amik slip dia?"

"baju dia jarang"

"apa yang jarangnya? tak jarang pon"

"jarang lahhh"

"tak lah. tak nampak pape pon"

eventhough how hard he tried, i still dapat first warning. obviously. or else i wont be cursing this bad. but yah, the fact yang dia nak jugak back up tu buat aku rasa macam nak jerit and say, "wei, you're so sweet like cotton candy with a lot of marshmallow!"

i drew you a picture:

with a lot of colourful smiley and a background of my favourite colour. =)

okay dah enough of the cursing part.

today is my last 'teen' birthday. Happy Birthday bitch. *wink*

i'm giving myself a big rainbow cake that would make my eyes sparkling with a blue star. and my mouth smile bigger than my face.

UPDATE: actually i'm writing this post before 30 october and while writing this, i know my crazy little friends is up to something. trust me. i just know. haha. how sweet. :')

UPDATE: hah. at last! the truth reveals.

*lampu suddenly off*

ayat si budak budak berpura pura: "wei asal gelap gila ni? macam mana nak belajar?"

ayat budak blur tak tau apa: "jap ah. nanti adalah tu"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HANIS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

oh fuck. oh fuck. oh fuck. nak buat muka apa ni? haha.

it says there, HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREMPUAN GILA.

there were myra si perempuan gila, farah my girlfriend, her cute roxxstar, aween, farah D and megat yang amik gambar ni.

this is a birthday card from all of them.

nampak kat lidah tu ada ape?

piercing mind you. haha.

and and tiga piercing kat telinga kanan.

every single details count.

lets read farah's wish:

10 things why i love you so much.

1. because you're hot.

2. because you remind me of my sister.

3. because you're thin and i really want your body. (i hate you)

4. because we share so many things in common.

5. your boobies drool me away. :P

6. because you're the coolest person in KTHO.

7. your hair is amazing.

8. you're a GREAT friend.

9. you're fun to be with.

10. you are the sexiest bitch ever. (drooling)

ohoo and myra says:

i love your hair. it smells like shit and thats why i love you, biatch!

at the back of the card, they put a list of 19 items in a goody bag. i have to find each item and tick at the boxes.

yang paling penting, they bought me a fragrant texture condom. yes, a condom. haha.

thanks for everything. i could'nt say more. :')

UPDATE: tyra, that is the most horrible birthday song i ever heard. haha!

UPDATE: i juz found out you un-follow me in blogspot. i triple checked because i couldnt believe my eyes. that is reallly immature. congrats.

UPDATE: i woke up this morning, no, this afternoon, and i forgot its my birthday.

UPDATE: i deleted my last update so that i dont put bad impression on my sweet fucking birthday. wei, kad kau comel gila and ada rumput comel, and kaler kaler comel dat put a lot of effort and 19 comel reasons. fuck, comel gila. thanks. :')

UPDATE: i'm still waiting for that one person. today is my birthday, kau lupa ke?

UPDATE: oh i juz found out that i was wrong. i ingat i macam dah tau diorang nak buat something last night. rupenya tak. i memang clueless gila. my suspicions salah do.

UPDATE: oh dah update gambar baru. sebab baru edit. haha.

i think i'm drunk without even drinking.

is that even possible?

because if not:

aku tak kan bukak youtube and tengok hannah montanna. i hate her. eh jap, macam mana nak eja han-nah montan-na? han-ah monn-tana? okay whatever. oh, errr macam mana nak eja no matrix kat paper exam? macam mana nak eja huruf A? haha.

tengok, aku lagi mementingkan macam mana nak eja matrix no dari isi kandungan dalam exam paper tu. eh jap, asal ayat macam berterabur ni? maksud aku, soalan exam tu. sebab kalau salah eja huruf A, tak pe kan? haha.

oh and, if i'm not drunk, aku tak kan tengok cerita yang sama 3 kali dari malam tadi. haha.

and and, aku tak kan pergi blog favourite *sila klik wei* aku and baca semua comments dia yang berjumlah 264 tu. literally, aku baca semua. haha.

and and and, if i'm not literally drunk, aku tak kan comment post orang lain berkali kali. i mean 6 kali. ENAM wei! omg. haha.

nak baca post beliau sila tekan ini : pumpang pumpang

oh btw ariff, fyi, idk wim. sel. oh gtfys wei. i mean diy! hahh! amek hang. haha.

aku dengar lagu yang sama berulang ulang kali sampai aku rasa nak muntah keluar lirik lagu ni tapi aku still tak off lagi lagu ni. and yes i'm still listening. haha.

if i'm not drunk, i wont end my every last sentence with 'haha'! hahahahaahaha.

i'm totally drunk.

oh, i'm still listening to the song. haha. bye!

kalau ada anak perempuan nak bagi nama Mary Jane

kalau anak lelaki, Marijuana laaaaa. :D

oh harini first exam memang true. soalan susah gila sampai hanya mampu untuk ketawa. *sigh*

sempat lagi tadi termenung teringat masa exam asasi dekat UITM dulu. itu lagi true. memang tak pernah belajar apa sambil pergi buat exam semi-conscious. haha. datang dah laa paling last sekali. lepas tu pilih kerusi duduk dekat dekat dengan kawan kawan sesetan dalam exam hall. haah memang boleh pilih pilih pon kerusi dia. then, masa exam pandang muka each other sambil buat muka blur. *errr kita pernah belajar eh soalan ni?* hahaha. lepas tu bila bosan, buat gerak gerak badan yang pelik pelik then gelak gelak. memang ceria betol. bila orang keluar awal, mesti buat muka annoyed dekat orang tu sambil rasa jeles kenapa dia boleh siap awal, aku punya banyak lagi kosong. grrrrrrr. then, kalau sorang keluar, semua mesti nak keluar gak. sebab naik kereta sewa sama sama kan. keluar awal pon tak guna.

lagipon aku memang suka tidur dalam exam hall. feel dia lain do.

oh tadi, aku hampir terbalik kan meja dalam exam hall tu. ish malu malu malu malu malu.

berbalik pasal topik nama anak tadi, farah nak letak nama perempuan dia sonia and anak lelaki dia hang daun. pastu dia rasa nama yang dia dah pilih tu nama yang paling comel dalam dunia. errrrr. hang daun? sonia? macam campuran hindustan dengan zaman hang tuah je. hehh. comel konon.

oh, dekat KK ada jual kalau nak sangat.

perempuan gila yang tak tahu macam mana nak buat tulisan pegi tepi.

"hanis, macam mana nak buat tulisan pegi tepi?

"ha? tak faham."

"alaaaa macam yang ******** buat kat blog dia."

BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

"u tak tau ke?"

"tak. dia tekan tab banyak kali kali eh?"

BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

kenapa lah aku ada kawan macam ni.

tulis blog dah lama.

"u nampak tak alignment kat atas tu? u tekan lah align right."

"ooooo terima kasih. kalau tak, i tak tau."

BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

notakaki: kalau macam ni, hari hari blog aku akan tulis pasal dia. cett.

weyh, nak kena kompelin ke?!

harini aku tulis aduan kat dalam borang aduan kepada pihak perpustakaan.

sebab aku bengang dengan minah sorang ni yang asik memekak dan makan makan macam library ni laki dia yang punya padehal boyfriend pon tade.

nak baca aduan aku sila klik sini ya. klik taw klik taw.

pastu tak sampai beberapa minit, aduan aku dibalas oleh pihak perpustakaan tersebut. macam ni la aduan yang dibalas tu.

"oh, xpe. Nanti we all pihak library akan ambil tindakan dengan sediakan satu bilik untuk perempuan perempuan gila yang macam ni lepastu kita akan sediakan makanan sekali untuk dia lepastu jagung manis dalam cawan akan disediakan untuk perempuan gila ni sorang je. lagi 2 orang kawan yang selalu kedek- kedek dengan dia tu macam tak perlu kot. beli sendiri. wekk."

Program/Bahagian/Cabang: Bhg tempat untuk skype skype je.

notakaki: tak rasa ke ayat orang yang bertanggungjawab untuk menjawab aduan aku ni agak berterabur. eh bukan agak. memang berterabur gila. berapa kali nak cakap disediakan tah. haha.

notakakikaki: harini rasa agak gembira bukak facebook yang dah lama deactivate and lihat betapa cantiknya tasyaa dash rasa macam nak rogol banyak banyak kali. grrrrrrrr. tasya, jangan lupa i okay?

call-me-back.

sila hubungi saya di 0177714*71.

tuut... tuuut... tuuut... tuuut...

Leto: "hello, tade kredit ke? kenapa nak suruh call?"

Stella: "haah tade kredit. ermmm, awak tak nak jumpa saya ke? awak kan nak balik dah esok."

Leto: "abang saya guna moto lah malam ni. lagipon kawan saya ada kat rumah. nanti lah minggu depan saya balik lagi, kita jumpa lah."

Stella: "tapi minggu ni saya dah start exam. saya nak salam awak. nak awak cium dahi saya."

Leto: "alaaaaa. macam mana ni eh? nantilah saya fikir. nanti saya call awak balik."

Stella: "Jap. awak balik tengahari kan? pagi tu jumpa lah saya dulu."

Leto: "haah kan. okay esok saya amik awak."

Stella: "amik saya pagi pagi taw. kita boleh jumpa lama lama."

Leto: "ha yelah."

Stella: "saya ada surat cinta nak bagi kat awak."

Leto: "kenapa nak bagi surat pulak? cakap je lah sekarang."

Stella: "tak nak. saya nak awak baca jugak."

Leto: "okelah, kita jumpa esok. bye."

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8 am

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9.30 am

sila hubungi saya di 0177714*71.

10.15am

sila hubungi saya di 0177714*71.

11.25am

sila hubungi saya di 0177714*71.

12.30pm

1 message received.

"saya nak balik dah ni. lain kali lah kita jumpa. sory. nanti saya kol awak. bye."

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saya cuma.. erm.. nak bagi surat tu.

sometimes i wish i wasnt me.

did it happen when we first kissed?

cause it hurting me to let you go

maybe cause we spent so much time

and i know its no more.

i should never let you hold me baby

maybe why i'm sad to see us apart

i didnt give to you on purpose

got to figure out how you stole my heart.

the best part is, i'm at the boy's side.

eh jap, what's the best part?

ironic.

"the best love affairs are those we never had."

jom oovoo :D

Pengantar Sains Sosial : Konsep konsep asas sains sosial

Hanis: "babe, Marx kata kelas sosial tu dipengaruhi oleh proses pengeluaran."

Myra: "Weber pon setuju en? tapi dia punya pendapat lain sikit en?"

Megat: *senyap* (budak calculus en. bukan tau apa pon)

Hanis: "haah. dia kata peluang peluang hidup pon mewujudkan kelas sosial."

Myra: "oooooooo. okay okay"

Megat: *senyap* (semangat buat kerja tak layan kitorang pon)

Hanis: "fuyoooo babe! kita boleh tangkap gambar lah!"

Myra: "haah laaa. fuyooo fuyooo!"

Megat: "korang buat apa ni?"

Hanis: "cepat cepat senyum!"

hanis: "woaaaahhhh! best siot"

myra: "okey biar i pulak tangkap gambar u"

hanis: "okay cepat lah. dah ke belom?"

megat: "dah dah. study wei!"

Hanis, Myra: *still fokus dengan gambar* :D

Myra: wei dekstop sharing ni ape do?"

Hanis: tah tak tau. eh jap jap. i boleh nampak dekstop u oh!"

Myra: "yeke? cool gila wei!"

Megat: "ape lagi korang ni?"

Hanis: "cuba tengok tu. kita boleh tengok dekstop myra"

Megat: "cuba kau bukak movie. kitorang boleh tengok tak?"

Hanis: "ha, biar aku bukak porn. kita boleh tengok sama sama! bahahaahahahaha"

Megat, Myra: "bodoh!"

Myra: "u dah baca sampai tahap mana babe?"

Hanis: "sampai struktur sosial"

Myra: "jauhnya. i belom smpai lagi"

Hanis: "u baca lah dulu. nanti dah sampai btau i"

Megat: *senyap* (patot ajak lagi sorang budak engineering study sama do)

6.30 pagi : semua dah muka blur.

footnote: cepat lah register oovoo. pastu add i, hanis madu. boleh buat study group sambil tangkap tangkap gambar. :DD

why do you have to let me stay?

"woooaaaaahh! rajin gila hanis pegi PTSL study."

"eh, mana ade. pergi tangkap tangkap gambar je."

that just great. final exam start hari selasa. :D

oh, and i wish everyone best of luck ya!

i hate you

i hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair,

i hate the way you drive your car,

i hate it when you stare.

i hate your big ugly sneakers,

and the way you read my mind.

i hate you so much it makes me sick

it even makes me rhymes.

i hate the way you're always right.

i hate it when you lie.

i hate it when you make me laugh

even worse when you make me cry.

i hate it when you're not around

and the fact that you didnt call.

but mostly,

i hate the way i dont hate you,

not even close,

not even a little bit,

not even at all.

oh please, dont cry.

ada 3 lelaki yang kalau dia menangis, saya pasti akan menangis sekali.

tak kira lah menangis sebab saya atau bukan, cuma tiga.

Farid Kamil

Que Haidar

cerita cerita yang mereka berlakon ni kadang kadang tak sedih pon.

tapi sebab mereka yang menangis, its killing me.

yang no 3?

tak perlu bagitau pon dah tau siapa kan?

:' )

Hanis Manis

kadang kadang hanis manis tade lah manis sangat.

serious. tak tipu.

bunga tepi tasik boleh jadi cantik.

kadang kadang kita cuma perlu buka mata luas luas

untuk nampak benda cantik yang orang lain tak nampak.

tasik tu cantik tapi mungkin bunga tepi tasik tu lebih cantik.

atau mungkin batu batu tepi tasik?

dua puluh sepuluh dua ribu sepuluh

"hanis, harini tarikh sedap lah!"

tak rasa ke tarikh tarikh dalam bulan October semua sedap sedap? bila orang tanya, hari ni berapa haribulan? mesti akan sebut october jugak, "20 october". kalau bulan bulan lain mesti cakap "20 haribulan sembilan". kan? kan?

aku tak bias okay. bulan October memang awesome. =)

aku suka perasaan bila menghadapi saat saat sugar rush. rasa macam hidup ni semua sangat kelakar. macam banyak warna warna. oh, seronok betol bila kena sugar rush pastu cakap banyak banyak sambil gelak gelak tapi kita sorang je yang faham. to put in the right word, aku rasa semua benda dalam dunia ni something yang boleh buat kita senyum sampai rasa nak senyum kat strangers pun something yang tak pelik.

i have to take a lot of sugar to feel that. but i dont want to take sugar to be sugar rush anymore. i want to feel that every time i'm with you. can you be my sugar rush? =)

and and i'm currently having a sugar rush lepas taking 3 tin of vanilla coke and 2 jagung manis dalam cawan. nak tahu tak 3/4 daripada tin coke tu adalah gula. and banyak gula yang diperlukan untuk buat jagung tu manis. :D

and aku serious tak faham apa aku tulis kat atas ni. haha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

as i lay down staring

i keep on staring at this blank page and still, i dont know what to write.

time is ticking nearly twelve so i know, i have to.

Happy Birthday.

hope you had a remarkable last 'teen' of your life!

all i can say is, i thank your mom for giving you birth on this day 19 years ago,

so that i can feel how to be loved because you completed my life.

i will never ever regret loving you this much.

forever will, Hanis

19 october 2010

truth or dare?

truth sangat sangat macam gampang. jadi mari main dare kawan kawan!

pada satu malam yang hening, ada kawan saya kena jual aiskrim kat McD.

buka pintu McD dengan konfiden sambil jerit, "aiskrim aiskrim! Kling Kling Kling! aiskrim aiskrim!"

ada kawan saya sorang tu kena jerit satu McD.

sambil berdiri dengan muka serious dan tegas, "SEMUA DIAAMMMMM!"

ada kawan saya yang lagi sorang tu kena order kat kaunter dengan nada suara psycho dan reaksi muka yang serious.

pergi dengan konfiden kat kaunter. tunggu kat depan abang kaunter lama2 sambil tengok skrin menu. tangan buat buat tunjuk, macam tengah pilih pilih.

"saya nak cempedak goreng dengan sambal belacan satu!"

TV3

:DD

siapa orang negeri sembilan angkat tangan!

"babe, u tau tak hongeh tu ape?"

"tak. songeh i tau lah."

"tak bukan. ni hongeh."

"tak, i tak tau lah. hongeh tu ape?"

"hongeh tu macam kalau u lari lari naik tangga pastu u macam penat." (sambil buat ekspresi tarik nafas beriya iya)

"tu bukan mengah ke? cakap mengah kan senang. hongeh bagai."

"hongeh tu lagi best lah!" (masih buat aksi yang sama)

"hongeh tu bahaso nogoghi ke?"

"errr. yelaaa kot."

siapa orang negeri tolong sahkan statement ni boleh tak? aku rasa perempuan gila ni tipu.

serious aku rasa dia tipu.

"dalam hati awak ada siapa?"

"dalam hati saya ada darah laaaaa."

okay, cerita pasal cempedak. this is a story about a pregnant women yang sangat sangat mengidam for cempedak. just a cempedak. bukan durian merah ke, langsat thailand ke, bukan.

"sayang, bring me back some fried cempedak when you get back, will you?"

"yah sure! anything darling."

"you promise?"

"i promise!"

and the wife spend all day just thinking about the cempedak. she imagine the squishy sweetness of the cempedak, the rubbery but yielding seed and not to mention the crunchier bits outside. ah, tak sabarnya!

berkat kesabaran, her husband got back with a brown paper in his hand. it was his habit not to use plastic bags. see how responsible he was? awwwwww. she kissed him and take the brown bag, eagerly. but wait a minute. is her eyes playing trick on her?

"sayang, this is not cempedak" (trying to keep her voice level)

"oh, i know. the road was a bit jammed. so i went to this stall that was nearer."

"a stall that didnt have cempedak." (it should be a question but it seems rather a statement)

"it's nangka. they are almost the same anyway!"

"they're not the same!" (her voice was no longer level)

her husband went away for shower and he stopped to look at her.

"is this what they call mengidam? like the story of..... who was it, Dang Wangi? where the sultan had her stomach cut open?"

he actually smiled! how could he be so smug?!

"if you grew up in a kampong, you'd know the difference between cempedak and nangka!"

"ah, its my fault to be a city kid. sorry babe. i promised i'll get you cempedak next time."

"and it wasnt Dang Wangi. it was Daang Anum!"

"right. i forgot. Dang Wangi is that tragic legend about the police station."

ah, that's not the point. how could he be so casual? if he could ignore a specific request so easily, what sort of husband and father would they turn out to be? what if he ended up taking another baby home from the hospital? because, after all, any two babies are "almost the same, anyway?"

"hey darl, it's not just any nangka, you know." he said. drawing her close. squeezing her as much as he thought safe. he whispered in her ear. "its nangka madu. because you're such a honey."

oh now, you're talking about madu lah?

united colors of benetton

post pasal cempedak tu, next entri eh?

janji. =)

"hanis, kenapa you pakai baju biru dengan kasut merah?"

"kenapa you pakai bag colour kuning? susah laa nak matching."

"kenapa pakai skirt hijau dengan baju oren? tak gel langsung."

"you memang suka colour striking ke?"

my sense of taste selalu dipersoalkan. that's why i'm different.

title atas itu is a clothing line. a superb one.

hanya untuk orang orang rare yang rasa campur different colour dalam satu attire tu sangat cool. blue T with a red cardigan and yellow pants with pink shoes and orange bag. hah, dare enough? tak kan?

the best part is, UCB is also fighting for the skin colours inequality between black and white people at the same time. if you can google now, their poster will mix up both skin colours with various of other colours. okey tak payah lah semangat google, nah tengok ni.

see, mesti campur both skin colours.

menarik kan poster meriah macam ni? and oh, besides poster to promote their clothings, they also make anti racism poster to support the issue of racism towards skin colours should be abolished.

oh, sila fokus pada intended meaning yang cuba disampaikan ya.

jadi marilah sama sama kita support skin colors inequality

and express our colour at the same time.

what is wrong to be different, you're just not being the same, that's all.

cheers.

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have you ever look at your phone like twice a minute to make sure you didnt miss a call or a text from someone eventhough you have set on the loudest ringtone?

its a pleasant disappointment do you agree?